Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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