Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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