When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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