Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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