Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
MIDGETS
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Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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