he wants to bone in the snuggie
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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