ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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