Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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