I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Come back. Shots need mouths.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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