oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
