i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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