READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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