Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Do you still have your period?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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