So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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