Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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