I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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