So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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