Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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