I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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