Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
