That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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