and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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