Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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