If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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