Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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