I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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