afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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