Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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