Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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