HIV tests are more positive than that guy
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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