Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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