Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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