i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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