If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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