Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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