when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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