I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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