apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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