Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Dicks are not precious.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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