Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
