think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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