It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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