D3 body, D1 cock
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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