im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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