Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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