Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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