A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
vagina is talking i cant
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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