I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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