I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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