how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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