I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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