like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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