u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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