Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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