I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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