I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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